It's Here -- It's Ivy!
To some of us, when we think of Ivy, we think of Poison Ivy. But no more! The fine folks at Pacific Guam have decided to make over the image of this maligned plant once and for all with Ivy® Bathroom Tissue. Sure, it's a crappy job, but someone's gotta doo it (?)
Hey, there's no BS here, just the real sh*t. After all, Mr. Whipple's gone to squeezing clouds up yonder, and no one really thinks bears know squat about TP, right? They don't run down the beach to the theme from Chariots Of Fire looking for the kybo, everyone knows that bears....... well, you know that old saying. But the folks at Ivy know you're just itching to try it. The preferred TP at the finest accomodations on the island -- they know that you deserve the best!
Our customers all say Ivy's the best! And you can get it for just a little scratch.
OK, Ivy's all we've got to work with here, we don't have the
Kansas City Star.......
So the next time you're looking for a good wipe, don't doo something rash, get Ivy!